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A LITTLE ROCK, A LITTLE TALK
TODAY'S SMILE
A young blonde woman is distraught
because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun
shop and buys a handgun.
One day she comes home and finds her husband making love to a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it … to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begs and pleads with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically, the blonde responds to her husband, "Shut up ... you're next!
One day she comes home and finds her husband making love to a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it … to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begs and pleads with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically, the blonde responds to her husband, "Shut up ... you're next!
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, YESTERDAY'S SMILE
"Really?" the other researcher replied. "Why did you switch?"
"Well, for three reasons. First we found that lawyers are far more plentiful. Second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them. And third, there are some things even a rat won't do ."
